I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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