like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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