Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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