That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My nipple is on Facebook.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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