On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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