stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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