I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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