but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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