He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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