some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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