i just wanna soil my oats bro
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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