We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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