I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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