Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Operation Purity has been aborted
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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