Your face is a jimmy john
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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