its not stalking. its research.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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