it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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