guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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