Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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