i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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