just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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