i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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