this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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