so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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