Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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