It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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