Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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