I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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