Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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