i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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