...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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