u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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