idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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