I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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