I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I would ride that face into the sunset
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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