Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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