When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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