I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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