so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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