if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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