I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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