You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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