these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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