remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
