sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Four minutes until I can fart!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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