so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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