whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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