that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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