How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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