They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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