I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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