You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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