what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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