It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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