He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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