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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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