He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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